Incredible Sound Improvement

[KeenObserver]

We all know that there is no sound in a vacuum.  And yet, we all listen to music in ORDINARY air!

My company, Oleum de L'Serpent, has developed a process for producing audiophile quality air!  This process allows us to compress the audiophile quality air without damaging its audiophile qualities!

Systems can be set up to pressurize your music room, or even your entire house!

The initial 125 cubic foot tank of premium audiophile quality air may be purchased for $2,500.  Refills will be $500.

This is the greatest new development in sound since MQA.  It is a new paradigm on the order of Copernicus.

[RickyV]

🍿🍿🍿

[pkane2001]

28 minutes ago, KeenObserver said:

We all know that there is no sound in a vacuum.  And yet, we all listen to music in ORDINARY air!

My company, Oleum de L'Serpent, has developed a process for producing audiophile quality air!  This process allows us to compress the audiophile quality air without damaging its audiophile qualities!

Systems can be set up to pressurize your music room, or even your entire house!

The initial 125 cubic foot tank of premium audiophile quality air may be purchased for $2,500.  Refills will be $500.

This is the greatest new development in sound since MQA.  It is a new paradigm on the order of Copernicus.

 

Any discount for the whole house? I'll need about 27,000 cu feet. If not, I guess I’ll have to look for it used, on eBay.

[KeenObserver]

I would be careful about where you get your audiophile quality air.  There are some real con men out there!

[sphinxsix]

22 minutes ago, pkane2001 said:

 

Any discount for the whole house? I'll need about 27,000 cu feet. If not, I guess I’ll have to look for it used, on eBay.

Burnt in air sounds waaay better. It just shouldn't come from a well ventilated house 

[pkane2001]

6 minutes ago, KeenObserver said:

I would be careful about where you get your audiophile quality air.  There are some real con men out there!

 

What about a return policy? Can I try it out for 30 days and return if it doesn't work well in my system?

 

[KeenObserver]

1 hour ago, pkane2001 said:

 

What about a return policy? Can I try it out for 30 days and return if it doesn't work well in my system?

 

 

Just return the unused portion for a pro-rated refund.  Just be aware that it needs a substantial break in period.

[Sonicularity]

I was purchasing Amazon Basic air, because most audiophile air sounds the same to me, but be careful, there was a fart in the last tank that I got.

[rando]

A few beyond critical questions for you:

 

Do you offer customized options for dispersal nozzles and Audiophile quality hoses refined enough for my home(s)?

 

My office system needs will expand to non-visible concentrated air solutions offering beyond silent exchange at all times with 24 hour on call physical support.  Are you currently delivering executive solutions of this nature?

 

Do you accept trade-ins on low hour Apple Wynd Smart Plus air purifiers?  I have a dozen in use but would like to retain one for the pet sanctum/MIL Suite.

[pkane2001]

41 minutes ago, Sonicularity said:

I was purchasing Amazon Basic air, because most audiophile air sounds the same to me, but be careful, there was a fart in the last tank that I got.

 

Was it made in China? I find the Chinese imitation air of low quality and not very transparent.

[coot]

The SQ is so pure it has transported me back to April One!

[arglebargle]

Sounds so good you'll see through time itself

 

[ted_b]

I can provide Colorado air!  Nuff said...

[AudioDoctor]

21 minutes ago, pkane2001 said:

 

Was it made in China? I find the Chinese imitation air of low quality and not very transparent.

 

 The Chinese air is very polluted...

[KeenObserver]

57 minutes ago, AudioDoctor said:

 

 The Chinese air is very polluted...

 

Our audiophile quality air is of extreme clarity.  We put it through a de-blurring process.

[bobbmd]

@KeenObserver is this the same as FARTING ?? gas in any form is just air and a lot of audiophiles in this AUGUST body have a lot of it---- for example just read all the Schiit about 'MQA is Vaporware' also another form of air/gas/farts and IT doesn't cost a penny

[emcdade]

Got a keen observation for ya:  your joke isn’t funny.

[photonman]

Please post tests and measurements (and fancy graphs which I have no clue what they mean)

[pkane2001]

4 minutes ago, emcdade said:

Got a keen observation for ya:  your joke isn’t funny.

 

If you don’t like it, just wait for the next version of the product already in planning: 99.99999% oxygen-free audiophile air. 

 

 

[Ralf11]

oxygen-free is critical!!

[pkane2001]

4 minutes ago, Ralf11 said:

oxygen-free is critical!!

 

I heard that the first 100 customers will receive a free gold-plated defibrillator with their purchase!

[GregWormald]

How much just for the headphones?

[pkane2001]

11 minutes ago, GregWormald said:

How much just for the headphones?

 

Depends on the cup size. 

[The_K-Man]

7 hours ago, KeenObserver said:

We all know that there is no sound in a vacuum.  And yet, we all listen to music in ORDINARY air!

My company, Oleum de L'Serpent, has developed a process for producing audiophile quality air!  This process allows us to compress the audiophile quality air without damaging its audiophile qualities!

Systems can be set up to pressurize your music room, or even your entire house!

The initial 125 cubic foot tank of premium audiophile quality air may be purchased for $2,500.  Refills will be $500.

This is the greatest new development in sound since MQA.  It is a new paradigm on the order of Copernicus.

 

Or one could just rent a 737 Max series by the hour/album.  Pressurized cabin for your listening pleaasure!  🤣

[Superdad]

The stuff that comes in tubes can be a bit colored. I prefer the solid-state air. Less jitter too.