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43 minutes ago, Fokus said:

Air?

 

It is well known that sulfur hexafluoride sounds much better than air, especially with electrostatic speakers.

Well if you have those Dayton Wrights for sure.  

 

My homebrew audiophile air contains dinitrogen monoxide.  Works with monkey coffins and panel speakers.  

And always keep in mind: Cognitive biases, like seeing optical illusions are a sign of a normally functioning brain. We all have them, it’s nothing to be ashamed about, but it is something that affects our objective evaluation of reality. 

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mansr

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This is no joke. Air, as we know, consists of 78% nitrogen in the form of N2 molecules. A sound wave propagating through nitrogen gas will, due to the elongated shape of the molecules, lose some energy as it imparts a spin to the molecules, resulting in sonic jitter. For utmost quality in sound reproduction, it is thus recommended to replace the nitrogen in the listening room atmosphere with a blend of approximately 67% neon and 33% argon (to maintain the speed of sound). Ideally, the oxygen should also be removed, but doing so limits listening sessions to a minute or two. This practice is known as audiophilic asphyxiation. Needless to say, it should only be attempted under supervision.

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lucretius

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17 hours ago, KeenObserver said:

We all know that there is no sound in a vacuum.  And yet, we all listen to music in ORDINARY air!

My company, Oleum de L'Serpent, has developed a process for producing audiophile quality air!  This process allows us to compress the audiophile quality air without damaging its audiophile qualities!

Systems can be set up to pressurize your music room, or even your entire house!

The initial 125 cubic foot tank of premium audiophile quality air may be purchased for $2,500.  Refills will be $500.

This is the greatest new development in sound since MQA.  It is a new paradigm on the order of Copernicus.

 

Like an oxygen bar or a casino, all you need do is to keep pumping oxygen into the room. The music will sound better, the food will taste better, the women will look prettier and you'll remain awake much longer.😊

mQa is dead!

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sphinxsix

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18 hours ago, pkane2001 said:

 

Was it made in China? I find the Chinese imitation air of low quality and not very transparent.

It also sounds less airy.

17 hours ago, KeenObserver said:

 

Our audiophile quality air is of extreme clarity.  We put it through a de-blurring process.

Did you try to fold it.? The result might be interesting. It would also make transporting it cheaper.

3 hours ago, Kyhl said:

KEF beat you to it.  

 

I just went quickly through KEF's site tags.  Are those guys on acid or what.? x-D

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Confused

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15 hours ago, KeenObserver said:

 

Trade publication editors get free air.

Is it heated?

Windows 11 PC, Roon, HQPlayer, Focus Fidelity convolutions, iFi Zen Stream, Paul Hynes SR4, Mutec REF10, Mutec MC3+USB, Devialet 1000Pro, KEF Blade.  Plus Pro-Ject Signature 12 TT for playing my 'legacy' vinyl collection. Desktop system; RME ADI-2 DAC fs, Meze Empyrean headphones.

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