Audiophile Jokes and Anecdotes.

[sphinxsix]

46 minutes ago, Allan F said:

 

Regardless of the height of the driver.

But notice - the heavier the driver, the slower the car. I believe in an extreme situation  A4 could actually be slower than MB S95, it's only a question of finding appropriate drivers.. 🙄

[R1200CL]

Class D amps (good ones) can much easier destroy your hearing, as you won’t notice the distortion.

[Kal Rubinson]

2 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

But notice - the heavier the driver, the slower the car. I believe in an extreme situation  A4 could actually be slower than MB S95, it's only a question of finding appropriate drivers.. 🙄

There are aren't any two people with driver's licenses in our family with a sufficient weight differential.  

[sandyk]

[sphinxsix]

10 hours ago, Kal Rubinson said:

There are aren't any two people with driver's licenses in our family with a sufficient weight differential.  

 

I didn't suggest that.

 

10 hours ago, sandyk said:

 

This is hilarious but I believe this post was meant for the other thread 

 

 

 

[Allan F]

Sam and Moe, two audiophiles, bump into each other on the street. Sam says, "Did you hear the news about Harry? He died suddenly last Sunday". "That's terribly sad news", says Moe, "What did he have?"

 

"McIntosh, Thiel, Linn, and Nordost", replies Sam.

[sphinxsix]

When even autotune doesn't solve the problem..

 

[sphinxsix]

Some instrumental humor..

 

 

Wim Hof - the Dutch ambassador of extreme cold therapy.

 

[sphinxsix]

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[AudioDoctor]

I came across this on reddit just now.

 

 

[sphinxsix]

1 hour ago, AudioDoctor said:

I came across this on reddit just now.

 

 

 

If young bros are with us, MQA clan has lost (but I somehow tend to think that none of the guys from the photo knows what DSD is ).

BTW - so this is how trousers are supposed to be worn nowadays.?

 

Anyway in case of female ones I don't mind..

[AudioDoctor]

1 hour ago, sphinxsix said:

 

If young bros are with us, MQA clan has lost (but I somehow tend to think that none of the guys from the photo knows what DSD is ).

BTW - so this is how trousers are supposed to be worn nowadays.?

 

Anyway in case of female ones I don't mind..

 

It might surprise you, but that's just as inappropriate, imo, as the men doing it. Whether we like looking at it or not. However, it's her choice so who am I to tell her what to do.

[sphinxsix]

3 hours ago, AudioDoctor said:

 

It might surprise you, but that's just as inappropriate, imo, as the men doing it. Whether we like looking at it or not. However, it's her choice so who am I to tell her what to do.

But isn't that interesting that if she goes to a swimming pool or to a beach and takes off her trousers even the ones for whom they were 'inappropriate' have no problem with it.? 

As for me - let's allow everyone who wants to look sexy to be that way, actually let's simply allow everybody to look the way he/she/non-binary one(or they!) want to look, I don't think I personally have a problem with that 

BTW do I remember correctly that you didn't have no problem with e.g. this cover art.?

[One and a half]

3 hours ago, AudioDoctor said:

 

It might surprise you, but that's just as inappropriate, imo, as the men doing it. Whether we like looking at it or not. However, it's her choice so who am I to tell her what to do.

She's pulling up her top to show what's underneath, so not a usual way to wear clothes, anyway the angles are all sort of weird, looks like a photo editor is at work.

[AudioDoctor]

1 hour ago, sphinxsix said:

But isn't that interesting that if she goes to a swimming pool or to a beach and takes off her trousers even the ones for whom they were 'inappropriate' have no problem with it.? 

As for me - let's allow everyone who wants to look sexy to be that way, actually let's simply allow everybody to look the way he/she/non-binary one(or they!) want to look, I don't think I personally have a problem with that 

BTW do I remember correctly that you didn't have no problem with e.g. this cover art.?

 

In my opinion, this is art, and that lass up there is just after shock value perhaps? Not sure, but Melody wouldn't walk around in public nude.

[christopher3393]

 

[MetalNuts]

On 4/18/2021 at 3:18 AM, sphinxsix said:

BTW - so this is how trousers are supposed to be worn nowadays.?

I don't care as long as it looks nice to me.  BTW, I never questioned why Superman wears leggings and on top of that a red brief even though it looks disgusting, he should engage a better fashion designer.

[sphinxsix]

I think we've gone a little OT..

 

 

An attempt to bring it somewhat back on topic.. 

(this one is actually very real and quite sad IMO):

 

 

 

[Confused]

On 4/20/2021 at 1:47 PM, sphinxsix said:

I think we've gone a little OT..

 

 

The above is how the French do it, below is how the English do it.

 

 

Also immortalised in this audiophile tune (desperate and probably failed attempt to keep this on topic)

 

 

[firedog]

On 4/20/2021 at 3:47 PM, sphinxsix said:

I think we've gone a little OT..

 

I was concentrating so much on understanding the French lyrics that I missed the point of the video. What was it about, again?