Popular Post sandyk Posted March 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2021 SUICIDE PREVENTION Hell’s angel bikers were riding South on the M1 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Harbour Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Police Sergeant who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "insensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Police Sergeant and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed !!! MetalNuts and sphinxsix 2 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sandyk Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 He seems better. sphinxsix 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 3/24/2021 at 4:01 AM, sandyk said: SUICIDE PREVENTION Hell’s angel bikers were riding South on the M1 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Harbour Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Police Sergeant who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "insensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Police Sergeant and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed !!! An allusion to what is talked about on another thread, huh.? Not funny at all! 😉 AudioDoctor 1 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Coffeeshop 'Bebop' in Leiden, where I live (no problem for cannabis lovers, there are 7 or 8 other ones) Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted April 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2021 Superdad and sphinxsix 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post manueljenkin Posted April 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2021 A poem I made a while ago. Oh my beloved precision analyser, how do I live without you. Squiggle sines right round right rount from da top to da bottom. From earth shaking 10hz to ultrasonic 30khz, gimme dat phlatt lyne. How do I enjoy music without knowing my amp is objektib-good. Let's ignore toobs, coz dey are for noobs. Sing along you semiconductor beauties. If it walks like a dack and quacks like a dack, it must be a dack. Let's forget em coz they all sound da sayme. Together we'll save this world from the evil clutches of audiophoolery and snek oyle. Oh my beloved precision analyser. sphinxsix and Superdad 1 1 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 The owner isn't sure if giving his dog a haircut was a good idea.. My god, can't stop laughing..! AudioDoctor 1 Link to comment
Popular Post botrytis Posted April 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2021 Probably hits to close to home 😁 AudioDoctor, Superdad, lucretius and 2 others 5 Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
Popular Post botrytis Posted April 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2021 Jeff_N and Confused 1 1 Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
Popular Post botrytis Posted April 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2021 Confused and sphinxsix 1 1 Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
botrytis Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Confused 1 Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
Popular Post sphinxsix Posted April 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2021 Confused, Allan F, Superdad and 2 others 5 Link to comment
botrytis Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 31 minutes ago, sphinxsix said: Too bad it is too close to the truth. sphinxsix 1 Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
Allan F Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 JS21 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
botrytis Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Jeff_N 1 Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
MetalNuts Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 4/8/2021 at 9:58 PM, sphinxsix said: The owner isn't sure if giving his dog a haircut was a good idea.. My god, can't stop laughing..! Can't anyone see it is the owner's head on the dog's body?🤣 MetalNuts Link to comment
Popular Post sphinxsix Posted April 23, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2021 Confused, PYP and RickyV 3 Link to comment
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Popular Post Allan F Posted May 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2021 PYP and sphinxsix 1 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted May 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2021 The "Good Old Days" Superdad and sphinxsix 1 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
botrytis Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The barkeep says "That'll be 2 dollars" "2 dollars!?" said the man. "That's cheap! Do you sell food?" "Yep" , said the barkeep "Alright, I'll have a steak and chips" replied the man "Sure" said the barkeep, "That's also 2 dollars." "Goodness me!" said the man. "How can you charge so little?" ... "Are you the owner?" "Nope, but I'm a friend of the owner" replied the barkeep. "Well where's the owner?" asked the man "Oh, he's upstairs with my wife!" replied the barkeep "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asked the man "The same thing I'm doing to his business" replied the barkeep. Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
botrytis Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Rule." The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, 'Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?' If not, don't say it. I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her: "Your chest is f*cking epic." Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
Popular Post Confused Posted May 31, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2021 Allan F, sphinxsix and PYP 2 1 Windows 11 PC, Roon, HQPlayer, Focus Fidelity convolutions, iFi Zen Stream, Paul Hynes SR4, Mutec REF10, Mutec MC3+USB, Devialet 1000Pro, KEF Blade. Plus Pro-Ject Signature 12 TT for playing my 'legacy' vinyl collection. Desktop system; RME ADI-2 DAC fs, Meze Empyrean headphones. Link to comment
Popular Post botrytis Posted June 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2021 The Perfect Husband: Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2021 models. I saw one I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$65,000.” MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.” MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!” MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?” MetalNuts and sphinxsix 2 Current: Daphile on an AMD A10-9500 with 16 GB RAM DAC - TEAC UD-501 DAC Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590 Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier Speakers - Revel M126Be with 2 REL 7/ti subwoofers Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects Link to comment
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