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On 3/24/2021 at 4:01 AM, sandyk said:

SUICIDE PREVENTION
Hell’s angel bikers were riding South on the M1 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Harbour Bridge.  So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Police Sergeant who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "insensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Police Sergeant and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar
Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me.  Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed  !!!

 

An allusion to what is talked about on another thread, huh.? Not funny at all! 😉

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31 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

May be an image of text that says '"One day, son, all of these perfectly perj good A. C. adapters, which have long outlived the products they were originally designed for, will be yours.'

Too bad it is too close to the truth.

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  • 1 month later...

A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

The barkeep says "That'll be 2 dollars"

"2 dollars!?" said the man. "That's cheap! Do you sell food?"

"Yep" , said the barkeep

"Alright, I'll have a steak and chips" replied the man

"Sure" said the barkeep, "That's also 2 dollars."

"Goodness me!" said the man. "How can you charge so little?" ... "Are you the owner?"

"Nope, but I'm a friend of the owner" replied the barkeep.

"Well where's the owner?" asked the man

"Oh, he's upstairs with my wife!" replied the barkeep

"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asked the man

"The same thing I'm doing to his business" replied the barkeep.

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Pre-amp - Rotel RC-1590

Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier

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Cables - Tara Labs RSC Reference and Blue Jean Cable Balanced Interconnects

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A feminist told me about the "Dwayne Johnson Rule."
The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, 'Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?' If not, don't say it.

I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her:

"Your chest is f*cking epic."

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Amplification - Benchmark AHB2 amplifier

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