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[Allan F]

[Confused]

[sphinxsix]

 

[Confused]

[Iving]

 

lost something @sphinxsix??

[Iving]

[cambridgehank]

[sphinxsix]

[Allan F]

[AudioDoctor]

47 minutes ago, Allan F said:

 

 

In that same vein...

[Jud]

[MetalNuts]

It was said that Victorias secret has released a new Bra, it is called "ENGLAND" , lots of support, but no cup....

[MetalNuts]

[Confused]

@MetalNuts - As someone who was born and bred in England and who has been a lifelong supporter of our national football team, I find your recent posts to be offensive and not at all humorous.

 

I suggest that we resolve this matter in a most appropriate and English way, a duel.

 

Pistols at dawn!

 

 

If you are not keen on actual real pistols at dawn, then as a more modern and safer alternative we could try a penalty shootout, that should resolve the matter. 

[MetalNuts]

49 minutes ago, Confused said:

@MetalNuts - As someone who was born and bred in England and who has been a lifelong supporter of our national football team, I find your recent posts to be offensive and not at all humorous.

 

I suggest that we resolve this matter in a most appropriate and English way, a duel.

 

Pistols at dawn!

 

 

If you are not keen on actual real pistols at dawn, then as a more modern and safer alternative we could try a penalty shootout, that should resolve the matter. 

My dear friend, I was born and raised in a British colony and I was no less than you a supporter of the British National football team.   It is a pity and shame that the England football fans only have 1966 World Cup to talk about.  What went wrong?  Why England is still being beaten by other countries which were late comers to the sport?  These are serious questions that deserved answers. The last solution I can think of is to stop blaming other countries which improved and developed over the good old days British Empire.😅

[Allan F]

9 hours ago, MetalNuts said:

"the good old days British Empire"

 

Sounds like an oxymoron to me.  🙂

[Confused]

On 7/16/2021 at 9:23 AM, MetalNuts said:

My dear friend, I was born and raised in a British colony and I was no less than you a supporter of the British National football team.   It is a pity and shame that the England football fans only have 1966 World Cup to talk about.  What went wrong?  Why England is still being beaten by other countries which were late comers to the sport?  These are serious questions that deserved answers. The last solution I can think of is to stop blaming other countries which improved and developed over the good old days British Empire.😅

Well, first to say that there is no British National Football team.  (The UK is made up of four nations, each with their own team, England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland)  If there was a British team, we might have done a little better in the Euros.  Firstly, the English team would not have suffered the embarrassment of not being able to defeat the Scottish team.  Secondly, we could have had the very British but also somewhat Welsh Gareth Bale in the squad.  A very strange haircut, but at least he knows where the goal is.  As for what went wrong, that is a long story, but quite a lot did, and much of it has been fixed.  Anyway, only 11 months to the world cup now, let's see how that goes. 

 

Meanwhile, I shall attempt to nudge the thread back on topic:

 

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[Iving]

[Iving]

[sphinxsix]

Brilliant!  

 

[sphinxsix]

 

Germany Built Wooden Airfields to Fool the Allies, So They Bombed It With Wooden Bombs

 

[christopher3393]

[sphinxsix]

1 hour ago, christopher3393 said:

According to my phone something went wrong here..

[christopher3393]

Apologies.

 

Tweet from friend that read: "Awful day today. I had 2 volumes of the collected works of Hegel in my car and someone broke in and left 2 more." (picture of smashed car window).

 

One more apology for the joke.🤡