Allan F Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Translation: "The next piece is for the one who stole my heart and my guitar..." "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted January 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 21, 2021 A Touching Story A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's five year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually, the construction crew adopted the little girl as kind of a project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take the ten dollar "pay" to the bank and open a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the girl how she had come by her very own "paycheck" at such a young age. "Oh my goodness gracious, that's wonderful", said the teller. "And will you be working on the house again this week too?" "I will if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the f*cking drywall", the girl replied. masch, MetalNuts, DuckToller and 3 others 1 5 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Re: A Touching Story: Ooops...Just noticed that I accidentally edited out, "I worked on a real construction crew last week that was building a house next door", the girl replied, after "at such a young age". "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted January 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2021 Always check what is on the shelves of your bookcase before appearing on television. sphinxsix, Confused, masch and 2 others 5 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted February 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 7, 2021 Confused and Musicophile 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 On 2/27/2021 at 12:21 AM, GregWormald said: Ummm, what's the joke? and why aren't I laughing? It's called satire, and it requires awareness of the issue(s) being satirized. As to your second question, only you can answer that because no one else really cares. 😊 sphinxsix 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 The title means "Have a Good Time" in German. "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted March 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2021 I was browsing Amazon and came across a listing for a particular brand of toilet paper. Among the questions and answers was the following: Question: Is it vegan? Answer: Yes it is vegan. However, if you choose to, you can add meat to it. Superdad and AudioDoctor 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted March 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, AudioDoctor said: A friend of mine just sent this to me and now I have to decide if I want to add this to my collection of truly horrible album covers. Don't bother. From what I've heard, it stinks. JS21, AudioDoctor and Don Hills 3 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Superdad said: Thanks for making my evening! I was laughing so hard I could barely mouse over the reaction button steady enough to click the laughing emoji... Not unlike AudioDoctor, when I first read the Question and Answer, I almost pissed myself. ☺️ AudioDoctor 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted April 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2021 sphinxsix and Superdad 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 JS21 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted May 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2021 sphinxsix and PYP 1 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted May 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2021 The "Good Old Days" sphinxsix and Superdad 1 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted June 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2021 PYP, AudioDoctor, Confused and 4 others 7 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted July 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 4, 2021 JS21 and AudioDoctor 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 9 hours ago, MetalNuts said: "the good old days British Empire" Sounds like an oxymoron to me. 🙂 Confused 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 N.B. NSFW One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.' The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her because she stinks'. He reminded the vet that it was his wife (me) who wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't get along. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular visit. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The doctor’s waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose! Oh, and by the way, she's pregnant and God only knows who the father is. Then he closed the door. The silence was deafening, Now THAT is getting even! "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted August 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2021 DuckToller, Confused, Jeff_N and 1 other 4 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted August 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 5, 2021 DuckToller and botrytis 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 8 hours ago, botrytis said: How about this for an old ad...... Could be a great ad for Barenaked Ladies. "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Qhwoeprktiyns 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 kumakuma, sphinxsix, PYP and 1 other 1 3 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
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