Iving Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. Superdad 1 Link to comment
Iving Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. Link to comment
Iving Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels. Link to comment
Iving Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally. Link to comment
Iving Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. Link to comment
Iving Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. Link to comment
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Iving Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 1 hour ago, firedog said: Well one tortoise is obviously the most intelligent one, as he knew to go after a "Croc", which is at eleast another reptilian species, unlike a standard sports shoe. Still a bit sexual left field ... Rather like the more intelligent amongst us humping a monkey boot; or, in the case of the more philanderous, a pair of monkey boots. Here's a nice happy reggae tune ... even has a weed line or two for "Les Mignons" (who, according to Wiki, "were frivolous and fashionable young men to whom public malignity attributed heterodox sexuality ... [they] made themselves exceedingly odious, as much by their foolish and haughty demeanour, as by their effeminate and immodest dress): Link to comment
Iving Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 1 minute ago, christopher3393 said: I left that PM group 6 days ago and don't have access to it. Took your time! Link to comment
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