Audiophile Jokes and Anecdotes.

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This one is charmingly outdated (can you remember the days when 25W RMS was pretty decent?), but still well worth a watch.

 

 

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On 4/20/2021 at 1:47 PM, sphinxsix said:

I think we've gone a little OT..

 

 

The above is how the French do it, below is how the English do it.

 

 

Also immortalised in this audiophile tune (desperate and probably failed attempt to keep this on topic)

 

 

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5 hours ago, MetalNuts said:

At least she has nothing to hide, not like the MQA

 

Or you could revise the last cartoon .....

 

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?
You can tune a lawn mower.

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How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
Add vibrato.

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What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead bagpiper in the road?
Skid marks in front of the snake.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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This made me smile yesterday.  The UK commentator for the 2021 Eurovision song contest made a comment asking if anyone had wondered what happened to Orville the Duck, then said "unfortunately it did not work out well for Orville, Kateryna Pavlenko (singer for the Ukraine entry) is wearing him tonight".

 

For those not from the UK, this is Orville the duck, he was very famous back in the day:

 

 

 

This is Kateryna Pavlenko doing her thing:

 

 

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Today's results from Royal Ascot.

 

This settles the debate:

 

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17 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

Can't see the pic.

Strange, looks fine here.

 

Try this:

 

https://www.racingpost.com/results/2/ascot/2021-06-17/781520

 

or even this:

 

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On 6/18/2021 at 1:22 PM, Iving said:

 

I wouldn't fancy learning to play the exhaust pipe or crankshaft.

It is actually easier than you think, but you do need to Focus.

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I stumbled across this when searching for something else this morning, a couple of years old now, but still made me chuckle.  Don't mess with the king of the Goths.

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

I think the last one should actually be MQA.

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