Inappropriate Christmas Songs

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Deck the Halls!

 

Dropkick Murphys - "The Season's Upon Us" 

 

 

Denis Leary - Merry Fucking Christmas

 

 

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PROF - F*ck You It's Christmas

 

 

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22 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

 

Are inappropriate cartoons or gifs allowed here too, mr OP.?

 

 

Hi-De-Ho Sphinxy, Merrrrrryyy Christmas! Multi-media presentations are always encouraged. As long as there is a Christmas theme and and the visual art is suitably inappropriate.

 

(actually not inappropriate but not too popular around here)

 

Here are 2 songs I'm fond of that may be borderline but relatively innocent:

 

The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York

 

Tom Waits - Silent Night & Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis

 

 

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Rufus Thomas - I'll Be Your Santa Baby

 

 

Albert King’s “Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’” 

 

 

Carter’s “Back Door Santa”

 

 

 

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A Christmas Trilogy:

 

Dax - "Dear Santa" ft. The Grinch

 

 

Dax - GRINCH

 

 

Dax - GRINCH GOES VIRAL

 

 

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Bad Religion - Fuck Christmas (Fear Cover)

 

 

 

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Wondrous, indeed! Sadly I must depart to fulfill my traditional duties. Carry on!

 

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3 hours ago, botrytis said:

 

 

How about an inappropriate Christmas Movie?

  🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅Season's Beatings! I'll bet it's IMMERSIVE AF 🥳!

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7 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

 

Absolutely!

 

 

Inspirational. I have a new life goal!

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Grand Finale!

 

 

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46 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

 

No waaay..

 

ok, maybe ONE more,

 

 

may as well squeeze this in:

 

but THAT"S IT! The holiday is OVER (for most of us...Eastern Orthodox Christians go BIG for EPIPHANY....know any inappropriate Epiphany songs?...I thought not)

 

[ed.: not so fast! "In England in the Middle Ages, this period was one of continuous feasting and merrymaking, which climaxed on Twelfth Night, the traditional end of the Christmas season on 5 January (the last night before Ephiphany which started 6 January). William Shakespeare used it as the setting for one of his most famous stage plays, Twelfth Night. Often a Lord of Misrule was chosen to lead the Christmas revels. Some of these traditions were adapted from the older pagan customs, including the Roman Saturnalia and the Germanic Yuletide.^[20] Some also have an echo in modern-day pantomime where traditionally authority is mocked and the principal male lead is played by a woman, while the leading older female character, or 'Dame', is played by a man."]