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Two things (in addition to bodily parts) that nobody is allowed to touch in my house: My bikes My speakers Well, yesterday I noticed one of the speakers had been moved. I knew I heard something was wrong, but it was easily confirmed from the pattern on the wooden floor. My wife (I haven't yet had a chance to fill out the divorce paperwork) gloated that she had moved the speaker a tiny amount two weeks previously while cleaning (as if), and that it had taken me this long to notice. Never-mind that in that timespan we had a few other things going on, like the Rel subwoofer flaming out, the car's transmission flaming out, and other demands. The cleaning excuse seemed implausible. If ever I need to hide something from my wife, I just put it in the vacuum cleaner. Not to mention the mountains of dog hair. The house is a perpetual standoff, and I usually flinch first and do the cleaning. So I think she moved it just to fuck with me, which, after age 50, has taken the place of ... well, never-mind. She seems to think it is funny that I re-allign the speakers with a laser measuring device. Now I have to re-callibrate the room correction. At least she hasn't questioned why I had the back-up subwoofer stashed in the garage.
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