One for Jud and Allan ?

[Ajax]

Yes, but sandyk's examples didn't violate that rule. What would violate that rule is something like the following:

 

Lawyer: So you admit you didn't see my client bite the plaintiff's ear?

 

Witness: That's right.

 

Lawyer: Then how can you say you're sure he did it?

 

Witness: I saw him spit it out.

 

perfect

 

Here's a joke not related but in the same vain ... our UK and Europe friends will get it but our US pals may need to look up Wikipedia.

 

"A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says;

 

“Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.”

 

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says;

 

“My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?”

 

She said:

 

“I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales. . ..”