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1 hour ago, AudioDoctor said:

 

 

I laughed pretty good at this, thanks for that!

In our modern society, that seems to be more likely the case than not. I have a number of married friends, and in NONE of them is the husband the head of the household. One of my friends even admits it. “I’m not management at my house,” he says. “I’m merely the hired help. My pay goes into her account, she decides where to spend it, she pays the bills, if I need money, I have to beg for it, but she doesn’t ask me when she wants to buy something. I’m just here to fix broken things and chauffeur members of the family around”.

 

If I were this guy, I certainly wouldn’t admit to being in that position even if I were. But I wouldn’t be. Were I stupid enough to commit matrimony (and I’m not), I would run my marriage the same way that I have handled all of my female relationships. They get three strikes. After the third strike all my former girlfriends were OUT. I would do the same in a marriage. Piss me off three times and it’s ADIOS mi’lady!

 

 

 

George

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3 hours ago, gmgraves said:

In our modern society, that seems to be more likely the case than not. I have a number of married friends, and in NONE of them is the husband the head of the household. One of my friends even admits it. “I’m not management at my house,” he says. “I’m merely the hired help. My pay goes into her account, she decides where to spend it, she pays the bills, if I need money, I have to beg for it, but she doesn’t ask me when she wants to buy something. I’m just here to fix broken things and chauffeur members of the family around”.

 

If I were this guy, I certainly wouldn’t admit to being in that position even if I were. But I wouldn’t be. Were I stupid enough to commit matrimony (and I’m not), I would run my marriage the same way that I have handled all of my female relationships. They get three strikes. After the third strike all my former girlfriends were OUT. I would do the same in a marriage. Piss me off three times and it’s ADIOS mi’lady!

 

 

 

 

What a charmer 🙃

 

Well, like I said I still wear the pants even if the Missus chooses which ones. You don't hear me whinging tho, I never complain about her wardrobe either..Oh............... meet the missus

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5 hours ago, Rexp said:

Marriage isn't a big deal, becoming Father is the best thing to happen to any man. 

It is if you’re a modern re-incarnation of Wallace Whimple. These guys I know are that. They’re not happy, they’re afraid of their wives, and they are more afraid of the California court system which, if they try to divorce the shrews, will give her everything the man has ever owned and anything he would be likely to own in the future. I don’t blame them there, the CA divorce courts are brutal to guys in a divorce. I shudder just to think of it!

George

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40 minutes ago, gmgraves said:

It is if you’re a modern re-incarnation of Wallace Whimple. These guys I know are that. They’re not happy, they’re afraid of their wives, and they are more afraid of the California court system which, if they try to divorce the shrews, will give her everything the man has ever owned and anything he would be likely to own in the future. I don’t blame them there, the CA divorce courts are brutal to guys in a divorce. I shudder just to think of it!

 

Why don't you tell us what you really think, George? :)

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8 hours ago, gmgraves said:

It is if you’re a modern re-incarnation of Wallace Whimple. These guys I know are that. They’re not happy, they’re afraid of their wives, and they are more afraid of the California court system which, if they try to divorce the shrews, will give her everything the man has ever owned and anything he would be likely to own in the future. I don’t blame them there, the CA divorce courts are brutal to guys in a divorce. I shudder just to think of it!

You should move to where I'm currently living, Malaysia. Divorced Muslim wives get a pittance. 

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12 minutes ago, Rexp said:

You should move to where I'm currently living, Malaysia. Divorced Muslim wives get a pittance. 

Not really. I think that divorce should be equitable. Former spouses should be able to shake hands and walk away, with each taking 100% of what they owned going in and 50% of shared assets. Alimony would not exist, but of course, child support would also be 50/50. That’s only fair.

George

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50 minutes ago, Audiophile Neuroscience said:

George, I'm gonna bet you're not a fan of Za Za Gabor 🤔🤣dcb8a8f1c0cb89831481f40759a04dad.thumb.jpg.cd7ad11146e2d592543c1c2077602332.jpg

I like what actor George Sanders said when a reporter asked him how he felt after his divorce from Zsa Zsa: “Like a squeezed lemon.”  Never saw the appeal of either of the Gabor sisters, Zsa Zsa or Eva.

George

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18 minutes ago, gmgraves said:

I like what actor George Sanders said when a reporter asked him how he felt after his divorce from Zsa Zsa: “Like a squeezed lemon.”  Never saw the appeal of either of the Gabor sisters, Zsa Zsa or Eva.

IMO Sanders and Gabor both had a cynical sense of humor, George's was just darker, right to the end.....

"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.George Sanders"

Zsa Zsa was great in "Green Acres" and a true Hungarian beauty. I loved Sanders old Philip Marlowe movies too

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28 minutes ago, gmgraves said:

Not really. I think that divorce should be equitable. Former spouses should be able to shake hands and walk away, with each taking 100% of what they owned going in and 50% of shared assets. Alimony would not exist, but of course, child support would also be 50/50. That’s only fair.

50% of wealth created during marriage would be fair. Child support costs should be shared pro-rata. 

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1 hour ago, Confused said:

A man visits the doctor advising that he has a lettuce leaf sticking out of his bottom.

 

The doctor asks the man to drop his trousers, so he can examine closely.

 

During the examination the man asks "How serious is this?"

 

The doctor replies "I am very sorry to inform you that this is just the tip of the iceberg..."

It could have been worse, it could have been a cabbage leaf🤣

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44 minutes ago, Audiophile Neuroscience said:

It could have been worse, it could have been a cabbage leaf🤣


or a Giant Sequoia leaf.....
 

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