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How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file.

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Translation: "The next piece is for the one who stole my heart and my guitar..."

"Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron

 

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HNY 2021.

 

 

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How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file.

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John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

 

Sounds like some weird xxx or art housen movie screenplay? 

It is not.

 

Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

 

 

 

 

I really don't know what to think about it, maybe someone will help x-D

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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Audience comments at a classical concert

– [While the orchestra is tuning] “I don’t know the name of this piece, but they always open with it.”

– [Before a performance of Pachelbel’s Canon] “What do you mean there is no cannon? That’s the only reason I came to this thing!”

– [During a performance of Turandot, after ‘Nessun Dorma’]: “The guy playing Pavarotti didn’t even look like him”

– [Before a performance of Schubert’s ‘Unfinished’ Symphony] “Are we supposed to clap at the end, or...?”

– [At a Beethoven concert] “And which one of them is Beethoven?”

– [A child listening to the Dvořák Cello Concerto] “Daddy, can we go home when the old man has sawed through the box?”

– [Woman on the phone during the interval of a concert where Krystian Zimmerman was playing Chopin] “I thought he was taking me shopping.”

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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3 hours ago, lucretius said:

 

Why is he dressed like the fat lady in the opera?

 

It's a camouflage.

 

3 hours ago, AudioDoctor said:

 

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME??????????????????????????

 

Everyone here knows you're happily married, what did you expect.?!

Maybe next year..

 

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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Famous Cardiac Surgeon Chang.
CHANG speaks
(an oldie) 

 

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? 
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.. Don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap.
 
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?    
A:  Oh no.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!
 
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
 
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? 
A: Can't think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy: No pain...good! 
        
Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you?    
A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food fried in vegetable oil.  How getting more vegetable be bad?
 
Q:  Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? 
A:  Oh no!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.  
 
Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?  
A:  You crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!
 
Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?  
A:  If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
 
Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?  
A:  Hey!  'Round' is shape!
 
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
 
And  remember:  
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"    
    
AND....
 
For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.    
 
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
 
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
 
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
 
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...  
 
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
 
 
CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
 

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Another oldie.

 

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