sphinxsix Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Positive British views of the EU reached a historic high in 2020 It's at 60% now. The question is - when will it reach 100% and why ..so late.? (it is not my intention to piss off anyone who voted against brexit) sandyk 1 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted November 17, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2020 Men jokes by women, for a change. A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'( Rugby team) And they say blondes are dumb... Well, he does support the Brisbane broncos. I think that says it all. ______________________________ __________ A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you....... ______________________________ ___________ 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ______________________________ ______ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour The answer used to be “Gay” ______________________________ ___________ Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN In support of domestic violence. Good one. ______________________________ __________ Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practising to be men. ______________________________ ___________ Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Yeah, that or they are playing fun games. ______________________________ ___________ Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. He’s a friend of George Floyd? What. Too soon? ______________________________ ___________ Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' ______________________________ ___________ While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world......... ......then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed. ______________________________ ___________ Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day! And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humour to take it! SarahSimm, cambridgehank, MetalNuts and 1 other 1 3 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sandyk Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! Chinese Prostate Treatment https://biggeekdad.com/2012/04/chinese-prostate-treatment/ PYP 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
PYP Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, sandyk said: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! Chinese Prostate Treatment https://biggeekdad.com/2012/04/chinese-prostate-treatment/ Gotta try the 200 kg. sandyk 1 Grimm Audio MU1 > Mola Mola Tambaqui > Mola Mola Kaluga > B&W 803 D3 Cables: Kubala-Sosna Power management: Shunyata Room: Vicoustics “Nature is pleased with simplicity.” Isaac Newton "As neither the enjoyment nor the capacity of producing musical notes are faculties of the least use to man...they must be ranked among the most mysterious with which he is endowed." Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 How about more complex training.? Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted November 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2020 SarahSimm, audiobomber and sphinxsix 3 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sandyk Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Al Bundy's best insults. With today’s cancel culture, you won’t see this sort of show on TV again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted November 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2020 The story of Irishman, Michael O'Flahety - a victim of modern day depression This is a very sad but true story of the depression that can haunt a man. My friend Michael was so sick and tired of the world; of Covid, the Chinese aggression, of Global Warming, of BLM and the rest of the stories that our media deem important to broadcast. Michael drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favourite radio station and started the car. Two days later, a worried neighbour peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the police and ambulance and they broke in and pulled Michael from the car. A little sip of water and surprisingly he was in perfect condition but his Tesla had a flat battery. elcorso and jcbenten 2 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 9/1/2020 at 12:18 AM, sphinxsix said: How about.. On 9/1/2020 at 3:18 AM, Musicophile said: Guess what. They produce beer there: https://www.urban-drinks.de/en/fucking-hell-bier-24x033l-49-vol.html Sad news - no more Fucking in Austria. I have no idea if the beer is still called 'FH'.. Fugging hell: tired of mockery, Austrian village changes name They've been working on changing the name for years: C'mon, in the times when some would almost kill for some publicity.? Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted November 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 27, 2020 Bars are Different in Scotland - Love the Ads Nikhil, masch, RickyV and 2 others 5 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted December 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2020 Wife vs. Husband daverich4 and GregWormald 1 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post Confused Posted December 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 5, 2020 cambridgehank and sphinxsix 2 Windows 11 PC, Roon, HQPlayer, Focus Fidelity convolutions, iFi Zen Stream, Paul Hynes SR4, Mutec REF10, Mutec MC3+USB, Devialet 1000Pro, KEF Blade. Plus Pro-Ject Signature 12 TT for playing my 'legacy' vinyl collection. Desktop system; RME ADI-2 DAC fs, Meze Empyrean headphones. Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Small room piano. Cool bass! Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted December 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 6, 2020 An elderly gentleman had long been suffering from dementia. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but things had gotten to the point where she could no longer handle him. With increasing frequency, he would wander off not knowing where or who he was. She decided to take him to a nursing home. At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly the man started slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up. A few minutes later, hestarted leaning to his right. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then he started leaning forward. This time the nurse strapped him into the chair. After completing the paperwork, his wife walked up to him and asked, "So do you think you’ll be comfortable here?" "I don’t know", the man replied, "It looks okay, but why won’t they let me fart?" sandyk and masch 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted December 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 8, 2020 Irish Vasectomy After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children .... The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jeeyzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania. sphinxsix and cambridgehank 2 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 36 minutes ago, sandyk said: This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania. You're a real gentleman! sandyk 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Don Hills Posted December 9, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2020 An international cruise ship passenger (remember them?) visited a church in Australia. He noticed a payphone on the wall with a sign saying "Calls to God: $1000/minute". The next port on the cruise was in New Zealand. He visited a church there and again saw a payphone on the wall, with a sign: "Calls to God: $1/minute." Puzzled, he asked a passing cleric why the New Zealand rate was so much cheaper than in Australia. "Because," said the cleric, "it's a local call." MetalNuts, sphinxsix and lucretius 1 2 "People hear what they see." - Doris Day The forum would be a much better place if everyone were less convinced of how right they were. Link to comment
SarahSimm Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 51 minutes ago, Don Hills said: An international cruise ship passenger (remember them?) visited a church in Australia. He noticed a payphone on the wall with a sign saying "Calls to God: $1000/minute". The next port on the cruise was in New Zealand. He visited a church there and again saw a payphone on the wall, with a sign: "Calls to God: $1/minute." Puzzled, he asked a passing cleric why the New Zealand rate was so much cheaper than in Australia. "Because," said the cleric, "it's a local call." lol, gonna tell it next time I'm in NZ, huh Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted December 9, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2020 A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on their way back home to Canada in January, are at the airport in New York awaiting their flight. They are dressed in heavy boots, parkas, scarves, mittens, etc., as befits the weather back home. An older American couple standing nearby is intrigued by their manner of dress. The wife says to the husband: "Look at that couple. I wonder where they're from". He replies: "How would I know?" She counters: "Well, you could go and ask them". He says: "I don't really care. You want to know, you go and ask them". She decides to do just that and walks over to the couple and asks, "Excuse me, looking at the way you are dressed, I was just wondering where you're from". The farmer replies: "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan". The woman returns to her husband who asks: "So, where are they from?" She replies: "I don't know. They don’t speak English”. JS21, masch, kumakuma and 2 others 1 4 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Allan F Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 A defence attorney arrived home late one evening after a very long day applying for a stay of execution for his client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door, his wife started her usual complaining, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?, etc., etc.?" Totally exhausted, he poured himself a double shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, shutting the door to close out the sounds of his wife's complaints. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. His wife answered and was told that the governor had changed his mind and that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a trying day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he bent over drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight!" she exclaimed. He whirled around and screamed, "For God’s sake, woman, Don’t you ever stop?” sandyk 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted December 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2020 A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman who waves at him and says “Hello!” He's rather taken aback because he simply can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks "Do I know you?" “Well”, she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids". His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt???" The blonde looked into his eyes and calmly replied, "No, I'm your son's math teacher". MetalNuts and Confused 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
sandyk Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 September 9 1850 Summit 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
SarahSimm Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 I love this thread so much, ha-ha😄😍 Link to comment
sandyk Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Can you imagine a past normal retirement age POTUS being able to do this every day, and with no chauffeur or minders either ? How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
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