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The Mistress

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely, stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
 

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.

"I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Mercedes or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. No more Amex platimum card....But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's HIS mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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Duo Wallpaper (friends of a friend of mine).

 

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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Some British humor I've learned to love.
This is the Gunnersaurus.
To add assault to battery, the guy doing the Gunnersaurus job was laid off recently. Consequentially, the most contoversial player of Arsenal FC, Özil, started paying for his annual wages of 50k GBP. Özil earns 7 times the annual salary of Gunnersaurus in a week and just had an 8m GBP loyality bonus end of September, even he hasn't hardly featured in any game for his club in 2020 (no, he hasn't been injured) and might not feature in the team until ...
You couldn't imagine that for fiction, I'd say ...
Hail, Gunnersaurus
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Another find from this weeks Guardian's website

Ian Gillan, for his 75th anniversary, remembers some episodes ...

"Nevertheless, he duly joined Sabbath for one album, Born Again, and a tour that has passed into legend as one of rock’s most disastrous. At the opening show, Gillan had a notebook with lyrics propped up against the monitors; he’d been using it in rehearsals, too. Just one thing: “With all the money being spent, they had never used dry ice at the rehearsals, but then this wall of shoulder high dry ice came out.” And so Gillan was reduced to bending down to try to read the words. “And as I leaned down to read the first line, the floor lights came on, blinding me. I was swatting at the air to wave away the smoke. It was pure Spinal Tap, a moment of panic.”

Ian Gillan of Deep Purple.
 

Happy reading

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Can someone please tell me why this track , which is obviously from an early release of Brother In Arms,   due to only a couple of peaks hitting -5.5dB, sounds so noisy and distorted, even the voice as well  ?  As I have an original copy of the Vertigo Love Over Gold CD, I know that this is  way, way, below the quality of what  Dire Straits have recorded, and even the loud remasters crap all over this particular rip. (NOT mine !!!)

 

https://www.dropbox.com/s/43d6mb8eun0fjpa/09.Brothers In Arms.wav?dl=0

 

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My apologies for the post above which should have been posted elsewhere.

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21 hours ago, sandyk said:

My apologies for the post above which should have been posted elsewhere.

Accepted ;)

 

The Dutch - the source of all evil in the world.. (BTW there's nothing like a strong password..x-D).

 

Trump's Twitter hacked after Dutch researcher claims he guessed password

 

Wait a minute.. He was there and he didn't tweet anything.? If I could connect to 87m Trump's followers I would immediately have like 20 tweet ideas! :D 

 

So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think.. 

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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49 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think.


MagaBoom, maybe.

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3 minutes ago, RickyV said:


MagaBoom, maybe.

 

Interesting.. I've been also thinking the word 'boom' could have been used..

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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52 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think


Mmmmm I am thinking 🤔, KillèmAll. But the ` might be to difficult for him.

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1 minute ago, sphinxsix said:

 

Interesting.. I've been also thinking the word 'boom' could have been used..

 


And you have the Make, America, Great, Again, MAGA too. 🤔

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Or he could make it easy on himself as he is use to and call it “ redbutton”

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11 minutes ago, RickyV said:


MagaBoom, maybe.

 

I think it might have been changed after the Tweeter hack.

E.g. from MagaBoom to MegaBoom.. (2020.?)

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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2 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

 

I think it might have been changed after the Tweeter hack.

E.g. from MagaBoom to MegaBoom.. (2020.?)

 


nobody would guess that. 😀

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3 minutes ago, RickyV said:


nobody would guess that. 😀

 

I guess so.

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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Other possibilities could be:


Thundersticksagogo,

Iamthegreatest,

iamthebest,

Putinisapussy,

ilovekim,

Mineisbigger,

 

 

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1 hour ago, sphinxsix said:

Accepted ;)

 

The Dutch - the source of all evil in the world.. (BTW there's nothing like a strong password..x-D).

 

Trump's Twitter hacked after Dutch researcher claims he guessed password

 

Wait a minute.. He was there and he didn't tweet anything.? If I could connect to 87m Trump's followers I would immediately have like 20 tweet ideas! :D 

 

So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think.. 

 

Fancy being so stupid as to use a password like MAGA2020  (MakeAmericaGreatAgain2020)

 He didn't even use 2 step verification, but apparently does now.

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21 hours ago, sandyk said:

With all the problems this year. 2020 needed its own logo. Here ‘tis.

 

 

2020.jpg

 

The funniest thing is, IMO our real problems might have not begun yet.. :)

Wishing everyone a fantastic weekend!

 

What’s true of all the evils in the world is true of plague as well.
It helps men to rise above themselves.
 
  ―  Albert Camus, The Plague.

 

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