sandyk Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 The Mistress A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely, stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Mercedes or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. No more Amex platimum card....But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's HIS mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies. JS21 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post tims Posted October 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2020 A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour. Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ." "I see," the captain says. Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain "This is the Manly Ferry .." AudioDoctor, sandyk and bluesman 1 2 Link to comment
AudioDoctor Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 hours ago, cambridgehank said: NFW It might make me start drinking in fact... No electron left behind. Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Duo Wallpaper (friends of a friend of mine). Link to comment
DuckToller Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Some British humor I've learned to love. This is the Gunnersaurus. To add assault to battery, the guy doing the Gunnersaurus job was laid off recently. Consequentially, the most contoversial player of Arsenal FC, Özil, started paying for his annual wages of 50k GBP. Özil earns 7 times the annual salary of Gunnersaurus in a week and just had an 8m GBP loyality bonus end of September, even he hasn't hardly featured in any game for his club in 2020 (no, he hasn't been injured) and might not feature in the team until ... You couldn't imagine that for fiction, I'd say ... Hail, Gunnersaurus Link to comment
DuckToller Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Another find from this weeks Guardian's website Ian Gillan, for his 75th anniversary, remembers some episodes ... "Nevertheless, he duly joined Sabbath for one album, Born Again, and a tour that has passed into legend as one of rock’s most disastrous. At the opening show, Gillan had a notebook with lyrics propped up against the monitors; he’d been using it in rehearsals, too. Just one thing: “With all the money being spent, they had never used dry ice at the rehearsals, but then this wall of shoulder high dry ice came out.” And so Gillan was reduced to bending down to try to read the words. “And as I leaned down to read the first line, the floor lights came on, blinding me. I was swatting at the air to wave away the smoke. It was pure Spinal Tap, a moment of panic.” Happy reading sphinxsix 1 Link to comment
Popular Post sphinxsix Posted October 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 14, 2020 This has really made my day audiobomber and lucretius 2 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted October 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2020 Ha ! Click on the images several times for large images sphinxsix, Superdad and JS21 3 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted October 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 19, 2020 A Modern Day Adam & Eve Scenario A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both cars are totalled , but amazingly neither driver was hurt. After both crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old single malt scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police." Some years ago Adam ate the apple. Men will never learn! MetalNuts, lucretius, Jeff_N and 3 others 2 4 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sandyk Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Can someone please tell me why this track , which is obviously from an early release of Brother In Arms, due to only a couple of peaks hitting -5.5dB, sounds so noisy and distorted, even the voice as well ? As I have an original copy of the Vertigo Love Over Gold CD, I know that this is way, way, below the quality of what Dire Straits have recorded, and even the loud remasters crap all over this particular rip. (NOT mine !!!) https://www.dropbox.com/s/43d6mb8eun0fjpa/09.Brothers In Arms.wav?dl=0 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sandyk Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 My apologies for the post above which should have been posted elsewhere. How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 21 hours ago, sandyk said: My apologies for the post above which should have been posted elsewhere. Accepted The Dutch - the source of all evil in the world.. (BTW there's nothing like a strong password..). Trump's Twitter hacked after Dutch researcher claims he guessed password Wait a minute.. He was there and he didn't tweet anything.? If I could connect to 87m Trump's followers I would immediately have like 20 tweet ideas! So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think.. Superdad 1 Link to comment
RickyV Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 49 minutes ago, sphinxsix said: So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think. MagaBoom, maybe. Jeff_N 1 Meitner ma1 v2 dac, Sovereign preamp and power amp, DIY speakers, scan speak illuminator. Raal Requisite VM-1a -> SR-1a with Accurate Sound convolution. Under development: NUC7i7dnbe, Euphony Stylus, Qobuz. Modded Buffalo-fiber-EtherRegen, DC3- Isoregen, Lush^2 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, RickyV said: MagaBoom, maybe. Interesting.. I've been also thinking the word 'boom' could have been used.. Link to comment
RickyV Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 52 minutes ago, sphinxsix said: So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think Mmmmm I am thinking 🤔, KillèmAll. But the ` might be to difficult for him. Meitner ma1 v2 dac, Sovereign preamp and power amp, DIY speakers, scan speak illuminator. Raal Requisite VM-1a -> SR-1a with Accurate Sound convolution. Under development: NUC7i7dnbe, Euphony Stylus, Qobuz. Modded Buffalo-fiber-EtherRegen, DC3- Isoregen, Lush^2 Link to comment
RickyV Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, sphinxsix said: Interesting.. I've been also thinking the word 'boom' could have been used.. And you have the Make, America, Great, Again, MAGA too. 🤔 Meitner ma1 v2 dac, Sovereign preamp and power amp, DIY speakers, scan speak illuminator. Raal Requisite VM-1a -> SR-1a with Accurate Sound convolution. Under development: NUC7i7dnbe, Euphony Stylus, Qobuz. Modded Buffalo-fiber-EtherRegen, DC3- Isoregen, Lush^2 Link to comment
RickyV Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Or he could make it easy on himself as he is use to and call it “ redbutton” Meitner ma1 v2 dac, Sovereign preamp and power amp, DIY speakers, scan speak illuminator. Raal Requisite VM-1a -> SR-1a with Accurate Sound convolution. Under development: NUC7i7dnbe, Euphony Stylus, Qobuz. Modded Buffalo-fiber-EtherRegen, DC3- Isoregen, Lush^2 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, RickyV said: MagaBoom, maybe. I think it might have been changed after the Tweeter hack. E.g. from MagaBoom to MegaBoom.. (2020.?) Link to comment
RickyV Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, sphinxsix said: I think it might have been changed after the Tweeter hack. E.g. from MagaBoom to MegaBoom.. (2020.?) nobody would guess that. 😀 Meitner ma1 v2 dac, Sovereign preamp and power amp, DIY speakers, scan speak illuminator. Raal Requisite VM-1a -> SR-1a with Accurate Sound convolution. Under development: NUC7i7dnbe, Euphony Stylus, Qobuz. Modded Buffalo-fiber-EtherRegen, DC3- Isoregen, Lush^2 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, RickyV said: nobody would guess that. 😀 I guess so. Link to comment
RickyV Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Other possibilities could be: Thundersticksagogo, Iamthegreatest, iamthebest, Putinisapussy, ilovekim, Mineisbigger, Meitner ma1 v2 dac, Sovereign preamp and power amp, DIY speakers, scan speak illuminator. Raal Requisite VM-1a -> SR-1a with Accurate Sound convolution. Under development: NUC7i7dnbe, Euphony Stylus, Qobuz. Modded Buffalo-fiber-EtherRegen, DC3- Isoregen, Lush^2 Link to comment
sandyk Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 hour ago, sphinxsix said: Accepted The Dutch - the source of all evil in the world.. (BTW there's nothing like a strong password..). Trump's Twitter hacked after Dutch researcher claims he guessed password Wait a minute.. He was there and he didn't tweet anything.? If I could connect to 87m Trump's followers I would immediately have like 20 tweet ideas! So what the famous red atomic button password might be, hmmm.. let's think.. Fancy being so stupid as to use a password like MAGA2020 (MakeAmericaGreatAgain2020) He didn't even use 2 step verification, but apparently does now. RickyV 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted October 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2020 100+ % What Makes 100%?What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. THEN: H-A-R-D-W-O-R - K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% AND K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% BUT, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% AND, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why Politicians are where they are! One and a half, Allan F, RickyV and 2 others 5 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted October 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2020 With all the problems this year. 2020 needed its own logo. Here ‘tis. sphinxsix, Niktech, Superdad and 1 other 2 2 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 21 hours ago, sandyk said: With all the problems this year. 2020 needed its own logo. Here ‘tis. The funniest thing is, IMO our real problems might have not begun yet.. Wishing everyone a fantastic weekend! cambridgehank 1 Link to comment
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