Popular Post sandyk Posted September 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2020 A graphic representation of how conspiracy theories start. DuckToller, PYP, GregWormald and 2 others 1 4 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sandyk Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 How Librarians pass the time away during Covid 19. sphinxsix 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted September 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2020 Scottish Golf Club Sign. sphinxsix, daverich4, bobbmd and 1 other 4 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Thomasd76 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 On 4/1/2020 at 2:56 AM, Allan F said: A man tells his rabbi, "I have a strong desire to live to eternity. Is there anything that I can do to achieve it?" he asks. "Get married", replies the rabbi. "It's that simple! Getting married will allow me to live forever [url=https://www.rachat-credit-info.com/]rachat de credit immobilier[/url] ?" the man inquires. "No", says the rabbi. "But the desire will disappear". Well, I have to admit that getting married can solve problems, but a woman's pleasure. Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted September 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2020 All your pain in one 79 seconds video. Superdad, GregWormald, Confused and 2 others 1 1 3 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted September 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2020 The Daily Laugh. Confused, sphinxsix and PYP 3 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Just to let you know, guys what you should never buy in Vietnam. "Police in Vietnam have confiscated an estimated 345,000 used condoms which had been cleaned and resold as new, state media reported." police-confiscate-345000-recycled-condoms-in-vietnam Ps. I'm not sure this is funny.. (in particular for the ones who got to know too late ) Link to comment
PYP Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 3 hours ago, sphinxsix said: Just to let you know, guys what you should never buy in Vietnam. Ps. I'm not sure this is funny.. Perhaps not funny, but interesting, that they then fry them (see pan) and serve as calamari. Personally, I would never eat squid there. Grimm Audio MU1 > Mola Mola Tambaqui > Mola Mola Kaluga > B&W 803 D3 Cables: Kubala-Sosna Power management: Shunyata Room: Vicoustics “Nature is pleased with simplicity.” Isaac Newton "As neither the enjoyment nor the capacity of producing musical notes are faculties of the least use to man...they must be ranked among the most mysterious with which he is endowed." Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, PYP said: Perhaps not funny, but interesting, that they then fry them (see pan) and serve as calamari. I wouldn't exclude that possibility. A couple of years ago I heard about a Vietnamese fast food in one of European capitols serving pigeons meat while claiming it's a chicken.. Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Again - I'm not sure this is funny.. I simply hope the world will never cease to surprise me!!! "Virtual kidnappings are estimated to have netted billions of dollars worldwide" - The Guardian. Sydney police say the latest virtual kidnapping is just one of many reported this year that have resulted in ransoms of almost $3.5m being paid. The Guardian - Beware!!! Virtual Kidnappings Are A New Plague (although the covid thing is far from being over)!!! Thus you've been warned.. Has someone on AS been already kidnapped.? Or maybe I should ask - has someone been already kidnapped on AS.? Link to comment
Allan F Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 46 minutes ago, sphinxsix said: Noodlecaster I wonder how good it is for noodling. PYP 1 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
valentind87 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 4/4/2020 at 5:57 AM, new_media said: A man walks into a crowded bar, takes a seat right in front of the bartender, and loudly exclaims, "Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" Almost before he can finish his question, a rather large female bouncer walks up behind him and says, "Before you tell that joke, I want you to know that I'm a former SWAT officer. I'm 5'10" and weigh 180 lbs., and I'm a blonde." Pointing, she continues, "My friend at that end of the bar was a Marine. She's done 3 combat tours and has 15 confirmed kills. She's 5'11", weighs 185 lbs., and she's a blonde [url=https://www.garde-meuble.com/]Garde Meubles Lyon[/url]. And at the other end of the bar, my friend is a mixed martial artist who has won 30 matches by knockout or submission. She's 6'1", weighs 200 lbs., and she's a blonde. Now, are you sure you want to tell that joke?" "God, no." the man replies, "I wouldn't want to try to explain it 3 times." A Swat officer like it's real. Maybe he was just trying to impress. JS21 1 Link to comment
audiobomber Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 17 hours ago, sphinxsix said: Noodlecaster. Next project, a ukulele made from Kraft Dinner? That background music was terrible. sphinxsix 1 Main System: QNAP TS-451+ NAS > Silent Angel Bonn N8 > Sonore opticalModule Deluxe v2 > Corning SMF with Finisar FTLF1318P3BTL SFPs > Uptone EtherREGEN > exaSound PlayPoint and e32 Mk-II DAC > Meitner MTR-101 Plus monoblocks > Bamberg S5-MTM sealed standmount speakers. Crown XLi 1500 powering AV123 Rocket UFW10 stereo subwoofers Upgraded power on all switches, renderer and DAC. Link to comment
AudioDoctor Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Accurate... lucretius 1 No electron left behind. Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted October 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 7, 2020 SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 mins. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual Harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $7.99 a minute. How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up. How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get the remote control. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. What have women and floor tiles got in common? If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony? The woman who ate the last donut. What is the difference between a battery and a man? A battery has a positive side. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts went. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. If your dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is yelling at the front door whom do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country. son." sphinxsix, JS21 and daverich4 3 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted October 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2020 Good ones ! Click on the top image several times to get full size images Allan F, PYP, Don Hills and 1 other 4 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted October 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2020 Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner ♦ I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? ♦ I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. ♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. ♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? ♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body. ♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. ♦ I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night. ♦ Money talks but all mine ever says is good-bye. ♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see. ♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. ♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" ♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient. ♦ Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch. daverich4, Allan F, Superdad and 1 other 4 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post Allan F Posted October 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2020 I was in a Starbucks recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed, but the music was really loud. So, to get relief and avoid embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Before long, I started to feel much better. However, when I finished my coffee, I noticed that everyone appeared to be staring at me. It was only then that I remembered that I was listening to my iPod with earphones. AudioDoctor and PYP 2 "Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - William Bruce Cameron Link to comment
sandyk Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 1919. If you were around in 1919 (during the last pandemic ,and just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster... would you quit drinking? JS21 1 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
cambridgehank Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, sandyk said: 1919. If you were around in 1919 (during the last pandemic ,and just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster... would you quit drinking? NFW Link to comment
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