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19 minutes ago, botrytis said:

 

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/michigan/weird-city-names-mi/

 

Also, You can go from Hell to Climax to Paradise in Michigan too :D

 

what a great state!

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"As neither the enjoyment nor the capacity of producing musical notes are faculties of the least use to man...they must be ranked among the most mysterious with which he is endowed."  Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man

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18 hours ago, Kal Rubinson said:

Only if you know where you are going.

 

It is not that hard to get around MI. :D

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Why not visit Britain?

 

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/03/02/31-rudest-place-names-britain/

 

(Don't miss page 2 per the above link)

 

 

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Warning - explicitly explicit!!!  

 

A Medieval virtuoso. I'm only wondering if the nun is clapping her hands or protecting herself..

 

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A strong one.. (you're watching this at your own responsibility!)..

..a little bit in the spirit of Howard Stern..

 

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I've always thought some audio gear looks sexy, but didn't actually have something like this on my mind..

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Just because you wear a mask in public, doesn't mean basic hygiene should be ignored!  

 

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"As neither the enjoyment nor the capacity of producing musical notes are faculties of the least use to man...they must be ranked among the most mysterious with which he is endowed."  Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man

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4 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

Warning - explicitly explicit!!!  

 

A Medieval virtuoso. I'm only wondering if the nun is clapping her hands or protecting herself..

 

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What?  Clearly she is establishing the first objective criteria for judging rear tooting.  Much later, in the 1980s, "rear tooting" took on another meaning as the horn was used in reverse, so to speak, to access a ubiquitous white powder.  

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“Nature is pleased with simplicity.”  Isaac Newton

"As neither the enjoyment nor the capacity of producing musical notes are faculties of the least use to man...they must be ranked among the most mysterious with which he is endowed."  Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man

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MAN RULES :

 

 

AT LAST A BLOKE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN

 

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES! 

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

 

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

 

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

 

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

 

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!

STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!

OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!

JUST SAY IT!

 

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

 

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

 

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

 

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

 

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

 

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.

IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

 

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

 

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

 

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..

PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TAUPE IS.

 

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

 

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

 

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

 

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

 

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

 

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

 

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

 

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

 

 

Amazing that they use the English lyrics!  But maybe the Bee Gees were more popular than many of us thought.  You are definitely a subversive!

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"As neither the enjoyment nor the capacity of producing musical notes are faculties of the least use to man...they must be ranked among the most mysterious with which he is endowed."  Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man

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