Audiophile Neuroscience Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 More Oz humor - a bit more accessible... Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Popular Post esmit Posted August 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 28, 2020 sphinxsix, NOMBEDES, DuckToller and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment
audiobomber Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 5 hours ago, esmit said: LOL! This reminds me of a joke I heard: What has 9 arms and sucks? Main System: QNAP TS-451+ NAS > Silent Angel Bonn N8 > Sonore opticalModule Deluxe v2 > Corning SMF with Finisar FTLF1318P3BTL SFPs > Uptone EtherREGEN > exaSound PlayPoint and e32 Mk-II DAC > Meitner MTR-101 Plus monoblocks > Bamberg S5-MTM sealed standmount speakers. Crown XLi 1500 powering AV123 Rocket UFW10 stereo subwoofers Upgraded power on all switches, renderer and DAC. Link to comment
Popular Post R1200CL Posted August 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 28, 2020 lucretius, The Computer Audiophile and PYP 1 2 Link to comment
esmit Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 hours ago, audiobomber said: What has 9 arms and sucks? Hoover-phonic? Link to comment
RickyV Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 hours ago, audiobomber said: LOL! This reminds me of a joke I heard: What has 9 arms and sucks? Novemtopus? DuckToller 1 Meitner ma1 v2 dac, Sovereign preamp and power amp, DIY speakers, scan speak illuminator. Raal Requisite VM-1a -> SR-1a with Accurate Sound convolution. Under development: NUC7i7dnbe, Euphony Stylus, Qobuz. Modded Buffalo-fiber-EtherRegen, DC3- Isoregen, Lush^2 Link to comment
audiobomber Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard Main System: QNAP TS-451+ NAS > Silent Angel Bonn N8 > Sonore opticalModule Deluxe v2 > Corning SMF with Finisar FTLF1318P3BTL SFPs > Uptone EtherREGEN > exaSound PlayPoint and e32 Mk-II DAC > Meitner MTR-101 Plus monoblocks > Bamberg S5-MTM sealed standmount speakers. Crown XLi 1500 powering AV123 Rocket UFW10 stereo subwoofers Upgraded power on all switches, renderer and DAC. Link to comment
Popular Post Superdad Posted August 28, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 28, 2020 4 hours ago, R1200CL said: My farts accomplish the same thing--only in a more portable package at a lower price. RickyV and PYP 1 1 UpTone Audio LLC Link to comment
Popular Post sandyk Posted August 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2020 TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS #1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. #2 – “In Style” are the clothes that still fit. #3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pi$$ing you off. #4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work. #5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.” #6 – “On time” is when you get there. #7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound. #8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. #9 – Lately, You’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you. #10 – Growing old should have taken longer. #11 – Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up. #12 – You still haven’t learned to act your age, and hope you never will. And one more: “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house. Superdad and kumakuma 2 How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post cambridgehank Posted August 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2020 HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student 🤓 was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. 🤔This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So, which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting...'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. PYP, R1200CL, GregWormald and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Confused Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Windows 11 PC, Roon, HQPlayer, Focus Fidelity convolutions, iFi Zen Stream, Paul Hynes SR4, Mutec REF10, Mutec MC3+USB, Devialet 1000Pro, KEF Blade. Plus Pro-Ject Signature 12 TT for playing my 'legacy' vinyl collection. Desktop system; RME ADI-2 DAC fs, Meze Empyrean headphones. Link to comment
sandyk Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 21 hours ago, R1200CL said: We have a small town called Hell in NSW Australia near the One Tree Plain, where you hardly ever even see Kangaroos. Nearby are Hay, and Booligal. I have driven through there many years ago How a Digital Audio file sounds, or a Digital Video file looks, is governed to a large extent by the Power Supply area. All that Identical Checksums gives is the possibility of REGENERATING the file to close to that of the original file. PROFILE UPDATED 13-11-2020 Link to comment
Popular Post kumakuma Posted August 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, sandyk said: We have a small town called Hell in NSW Australia near the One Tree Plain, where you hardly ever even see Kangaroos. Nearby are Hay, and Booligal. I have driven through there many years ago I think we've all been to Hell and back at some point in our lives... 👺 Audiophile Neuroscience and sandyk 1 1 Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby Edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley Through the middle of my skull Link to comment
Popular Post Confused Posted August 31, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 31, 2020 22 minutes ago, sandyk said: We have a small town called Hell in NSW Australia near the One Tree Plain, where you hardly ever even see Kangaroos. Nearby are Hay, and Booligal. I have driven through there many years ago That is an incredible coincidence. There is a small town near where I live in the UK where you hardly ever see kangaroos. Superdad, Audiophile Neuroscience, esmit and 3 others 1 5 Windows 11 PC, Roon, HQPlayer, Focus Fidelity convolutions, iFi Zen Stream, Paul Hynes SR4, Mutec REF10, Mutec MC3+USB, Devialet 1000Pro, KEF Blade. Plus Pro-Ject Signature 12 TT for playing my 'legacy' vinyl collection. Desktop system; RME ADI-2 DAC fs, Meze Empyrean headphones. Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 How about.. Audiophile Neuroscience 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Musicophile Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 hours ago, sphinxsix said: How about.. Guess what. They produce beer there: https://www.urban-drinks.de/en/fucking-hell-bier-24x033l-49-vol.html Audiophile Neuroscience and sphinxsix 2 Check out my blog at musicophilesblog.com - From Keith Jarrett to Johannes Brahms Link to comment
Popular Post PYP Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Musicophile said: Guess what. They produce beer there: https://www.urban-drinks.de/en/fucking-hell-bier-24x033l-49-vol.html I believe you may have made a Fucking mistake and that the beer is made in Germany. sphinxsix and Audiophile Neuroscience 2 Grimm Audio MU1 > Mola Mola Tambaqui > Mola Mola Kaluga > B&W 803 D3 Cables: Kubala-Sosna Power management: Shunyata Room: Vicoustics “Nature is pleased with simplicity.” Isaac Newton "As neither the enjoyment nor the capacity of producing musical notes are faculties of the least use to man...they must be ranked among the most mysterious with which he is endowed." Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man Link to comment
sphinxsix Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Musicophile said: Guess what. They produce beer there: https://www.urban-drinks.de/en/fucking-hell-bier-24x033l-49-vol.html 5 hours ago, PYP said: I believe you may have made a Fucking mistake and that the beer is made in Germany. I believe it doesn't Fucking matter! Link to comment
Popular Post Musicophile Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 7 hours ago, PYP said: I believe you may have made a Fucking mistake and that the beer is made in Germany. That’s correct, but it’s named after the place in Austria. Who the Hell cares anyhow (I prefer Pilsner style to Hell). sphinxsix and PYP 1 1 Check out my blog at musicophilesblog.com - From Keith Jarrett to Johannes Brahms Link to comment
lucretius Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Musicophile said: That’s correct, but it’s named after the place in Austria. Who the Hell cares anyhow (I prefer Pilsner style to Hell). Fucking Hell is a pilsner! mQa is dead! Link to comment
ASRMichael Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Went to pub once & saw this on sale! Link to comment
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