Off Topic | Just for Laughs

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If you talk with Millennial Native Americans, you will find many are passionate about these naming conventions (sports teams, etc.) and the images that are attached to them.  Isn't it worth the conversation before assuming what is correct, political or otherwise?  If you look at the conditions in Indian Country, you may change your view of "sensitivities."  This isn't just about the past, but the present.  

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4 hours ago, Superdad said:

 

Look closely. Does anyone else find it odd that the couple on the couch are watching a video of THEMSELVES making out?!

Can't really refer to that as voyeurism.

Are they getting "in the mood," too lazy to face each other again, or simply judging their past performance?  

 

I can't see whether she is pressing slow motion or fast forward....

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3 hours ago, Musicophile said:

Guess what. They produce beer there: 

 

 

https://www.urban-drinks.de/en/fucking-hell-bier-24x033l-49-vol.html

 

I believe you may have made a Fucking mistake and that the beer is made in Germany.  

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19 minutes ago, botrytis said:

 

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/michigan/weird-city-names-mi/

 

Also, You can go from Hell to Climax to Paradise in Michigan too

 

what a great state!

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Just because you wear a mask in public, doesn't mean basic hygiene should be ignored!  

 

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4 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

Warning - explicitly explicit!!!  

 

A Medieval virtuoso. I'm only wondering if the nun is clapping her hands or protecting herself..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What?  Clearly she is establishing the first objective criteria for judging rear tooting.  Much later, in the 1980s, "rear tooting" took on another meaning as the horn was used in reverse, so to speak, to access a ubiquitous white powder.  

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29 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

 

 

Amazing that they use the English lyrics!  But maybe the Bee Gees were more popular than many of us thought.  You are definitely a subversive!

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On 9/16/2020 at 4:53 PM, sandyk said:

TWO PRAWNS:

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea
One called Justin and the other called Kristian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

 

Shows that we are all just prawns in the hands of fate (preemptive groaning added here).  

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3 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

Just to let you know, guys what you should never buy in Vietnam.

 

Ps. I'm not sure this is funny.. 

 

Perhaps not funny, but interesting, that they then fry them (see pan) and serve as calamari.  Personally, I would never eat squid there.  

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1 hour ago, sandyk said:

Let's not lose sight of the fact that these are meant to be humorous, and not meant to be taking sides.

 I have presented cartoons from both sides .

 

Alex

 

Understood.  Just a little hard to laugh these days about our (U.S.) political "process."  It is actually scary to witness.  

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1 hour ago, sandyk said:

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

 

Chinese Prostate Treatment  

 

https://biggeekdad.com/2012/04/chinese-prostate-treatment/

Gotta try the 200 kg.  

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36 minutes ago, botrytis said:

This reminds me of something Art Dudley wrote.  He wrote about the weird obsession that is audio, but said that obsession was a blessing in disguise and preferred to his wife worrying about him chasing his daughter's teacher instead.   He was a funny fellow and full of unexpected observations.  

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1 hour ago, firedog said:

Good story, but just in case anyone thinks it isn't a joke:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pluck-yew/

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-middle-finger-agincourt-idUSKBN22Q2NL

From snipes -- In Latin:  digitus impudicus  

 

It is one of those gestures that hasn't changed in a long, long time.  

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17 minutes ago, AudioDoctor said:

 

Someone on youtube said it will change your DNA...

Well the Pfizer vaccine gives you the DNA of Bill Gates, which from where I'm sitting doesn't seem like a bad thing at all.  RNA, DNA -- all the same thing right?  This isn't just a US phenomenon either....

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3 minutes ago, AudioDoctor said:

 

I don't think I want his DNA, I want the password and username to his bank account. There are many vintage car I need to buy.

You can probably get his password and username since the vaccine allows you to talk with him telepathically.  But, then he will know what you did instantaneously.  Bill doesn't like losing, you know (or you will soon).  

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54 minutes ago, Iving said:

 

same guy, photos 25 years apart.  His wife always says:  there are no nice pictures of you, except at our wedding.  

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11 minutes ago, kumakuma said:

Comirnaty

expect catchy headlines soon, like:  How and where to top off your Comirnaty.  

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1 hour ago, Mops911 said:

Let's be grateful for what we have!! And as long as we can!!

 

Indeed, because:  Soylent Green is people!

 

Be careful of those non-turkey options tomorrow.  

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1 hour ago, sphinxsix said:

 

One more possibility.

 

 

 

isn't that #4?  It is in New York City.  

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On 12/23/2021 at 1:44 PM, MarkusBarkus said:

Yea! Same procedure as every year! My German friends do this also. Where/how the heck did this thing ever start? 

+1    Why?  

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56 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

Every now and then the world is still able to surprise me.

 

Woman Who Made $49,800 A Week Selling Farts Hospitalised For Trying To Fart Too Much

 

I think there are at least 3 lessons to be learned from this:

1. Proper diet is very important.

2. As for business - the most important thing is the business idea.

3. Even if the idea is really good one shouldn't work too hard..

 

Agreed.  But this is very distressing because:  1.  she is being punished for being honest and 2. she was on a plant based diet, which is the new trend for healthy living.  

 

She could have put nothing at all in those jars (why does that jar seem to contain something solid???), but this honest business entrepreneur actually did the deed.  Again and again.    

 

I do think what did her in was the  ham and pepper omelettes.   Thank you for bringing this important story to our attention.  We can always rely upon you to scan the world of news and bring bad these, um, tidbits.  

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20 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

We finally know what royals do in their spare time! 

 

 

The former Buckingham Palace housekeeper revealed Prince Andrew used to play hide and seek with teddy bears.

The 61-year-old royal has a collection of stuffed animals and he would sometimes ask his staff to hide one of them so he could find it later.

Janette McGowan - who worked at the palace from 1999 to 2000 - told The Sun: “It was a little game he would play with his maid. She would hide one of the teddy bears somewhere unexpected.”

“When he came back to the Palace he would have to try and find it.

And you with yours 😏   I always enjoy the stuff you find, even when it makes me cringe.    

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9 minutes ago, Priaptor said:

The bigger joke is that those of you who actually find this funny believe that Biden has enough cognition to come to those conclusions. NOW that's funny. 

I would suggest that Chris add an emoji for a Bronx cheer.  

 

Gotta love a guy who finds his own jokes amusing.  

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11 minutes ago, Iving said:

That really is a terrible swing, for sure...

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1 hour ago, botrytis said:

 

Looks like mine. 🤣 Thank god, I don't play golf...

well, I was trying to make a joke.  So, I'm going to have to give myself a D now for that post and a upvote for this one.  This is getting complicated.