Off Topic | Just for Laughs

[Superdad]

On 4/28/2020 at 9:28 AM, Jeff_N said:

The Boy George one isn't terrible, but the rest of them...

I thought that was supposed to be Michael Jackson! 

[Superdad]

2 hours ago, Jeff_N said:

If you click the link there's a bunch more, almost all just as horrible as the ones Sphinx posted.

 

Yikes!! 

(But the Boy George one in the link gallery is actually quite good.)

[Superdad]

2 hours ago, Confused said:

Quite right, we know how to do things here in Europe....

 

Yikes! He is a one-man master class in how to spread a virus. 

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4 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

I'm not a traditionalist nor I am particularly shy with women yet I wouldn't be able to say to a woman e.g. 'You know, I have some deficits in this field nowadays, if you have them too maybe we could meet on a regular basis till this goddamn corona thing is over' 

Maybe I'm just too old fashioned for the Netherlands..

 

Well you just have to ask while wearing that mask you told us about.

I'm sure she'll agree then! 

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42 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

I guess in such circumstances it would be advisable to also have this 

 

Talk about being horny...

(Sorry, just too obvious, but I'm in the mooood.)

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21 hours ago, elcorso said:

CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020
DEFINITELY 2020 IS THE YEAR OF THE RAT

 

Here in the USA it is the year of the bat.

This new quarter coin--latest in the series part of "America's Beautiful National Parks Quarter Dollar Coin Act of 2008" is real:

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On 8/5/2020 at 3:33 PM, sphinxsix said:

Jvc Hr-7300 Vidstar Vhs: $1,280.00

 

Look closely. Does anyone else find it odd that the couple on the couch are watching a video of THEMSELVES making out?!

Can't really refer to that as voyeurism.

Are they getting "in the mood," too lazy to face each other again, or simply judging their past performance?  

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4 hours ago, R1200CL said:

My farts accomplish the same thing--only in a more portable package at a lower price. 

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21 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

That photo must be very old. Our cats migrated away from CDs long ago and took to computer audio. We didn’t even have to teach them how to use the mouse...

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3 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

When my cat was still alive, I used to joke that I'm sure she checks cat food prices online because she always refused to eat a cheap one 

 

True story:

When our children were little and I would take them to the market. In the cat food isle there was always a Friskies brand can flavor call "Ground Kitty Stew."  I' sure you all can guess the fun I had with them about that one. "Catibalism?" Needles to say, they never allowed me to buy that flavor for our cats. 

 

Almost as funny is that when our oldest got to high school and was studying biology or chemistry (can't remember which), she ran to her younger brothers and told them that catibalism was a real thing and that they too would soon be studying it. She did not tell them that the spelling--of that process--was actually catabolism. 

 

Clearly my twisted sense of humor is hereditary. Well it got passed down to our kids one way or another. But now they just groan at my dad jokes...

[Superdad]

2 hours ago, Allan F said:

Question: Is it vegan?

Answer:  Yes it is vegan. However, if you choose to, you can add meat to it.

 

2 hours ago, AudioDoctor said:

A friend of mine just sent this to me and now I have to decide if I want to add this to my collection of truly horrible album covers.

 

Thanks for making my evening! I was laughing so hard I could barely mouse over the reaction button steady enough to click the laughing emoji... 

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1 hour ago, sandyk said:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6c22w04xxvtafl9/BIDEN He_s Taking A Nap %40 10-45AM.mp4?dl=0

You do know that is fake, right?

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-biden-asleep-altered/fact-check-video-showing-joe-biden-falling-asleep-during-live-interview-is-manipulated-idUSKBN25S63S

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2 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

Too soon. Or too late. Certainly too sad.

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2 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger are coming back online now.

I was wondering why my wife was so chatty with me today!

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3 hours ago, sphinxsix said:

Well the last time I had a bad flu (well before this era of Covid) there were times of day when I would have welcomed euthanasia… 

[Not to be confused with the problems and uproar over “youth in Asia,” “violins on TV,” or “presidential erections.”

Channeling the beloved Emily Litella of course. ]

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3 hours ago, Confused said:

He opened the tin and discovered that it was completely full of extremely short pieces of string.

Those were for cooking with. 

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2 hours ago, fas42 said:

Thanks for posting that.  My bother is a professional furniture maker and does exactly these kinds of projects--with very expensive wood and equipment. In fact, he has a much larger Martin saw than the one the wood supplier in the beginning was cutting with.  Cool stuff!

 

 

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17 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

Well, I think that such scam would be easily detectable,

I nose what you mean… 

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23 minutes ago, sphinxsix said:

Someone should tell him he is wrong again: Squidward plays clarinet not flute. Sheesh…

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12 minutes ago, botrytis said:

For all you scientists out there :D

 

Are you implying that those dienes simply conjugated? 

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When I was younger I wanted to become a Gregorian monk.  I just never got the chants…

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1 hour ago, Iving said:

Your toddler son is adorable! 

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And my personal favorite:

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2 hours ago, edn4x4 said:

Unintended strobe light action?