Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2020 Superdad, jcbenten, sphinxsix and 1 other 4 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
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Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 3, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2020 4TrunkMonkey.m4v Everyone should have a Trunk Monkey ! RickyV and Superdad 2 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 hours ago, DuckToller said: One of the greatest German humorists of the 20th century - Loriot, Thank you !!! Yes I agree. The clip reminded me of the saying "Sometimes I Sits and Thinks, and Sometimes I Just Sits" ....sometimes credited to Winnie the Pooh (A A Milne) but apparently goes back to a Boston newspaper in 1905 The only problem with doing nothing is you never know when you're finished ! sphinxsix 1 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 3, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2020 Loriot summing up the Subjectivist / Objectivist debate ! DuckToller and Superdad 2 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 8 hours ago, sphinxsix said: 9 hours ago, AnotherSpin said: About the dog, it was taken from one of the old movies with Peter Sellers. I know it appeared in this movie. Where it came from may be another story. sphinxsix 1 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, gmgraves said: Actually it is very representative of the vast difference between men and women. Men are logical, “women are irrational, that’s all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!”* But then, what do I know? I don’t trust the fair sex** and I loathe the idea of matrimony. “Let them (other guys) buy those wedding bands for those anxious little hands... I will never let a woman in my life!**🧐 ** “Women, even the best of them, are not to be trusted...” Sherlock Holmes * *** George Bernard Shaw by way of Alan J. Lerner and Frederick Lowe Well, you're a brave man George to spell it out. All I can say is that "I wear the pants" in my household. Mrs Audiophile Neuroscience tells me what pants to wear each day ! 🤣 Teresa, gmgraves and AudioDoctor 3 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, gmgraves said: In our modern society, that seems to be more likely the case than not. I have a number of married friends, and in NONE of them is the husband the head of the household. One of my friends even admits it. “I’m not management at my house,” he says. “I’m merely the hired help. My pay goes into her account, she decides where to spend it, she pays the bills, if I need money, I have to beg for it, but she doesn’t ask me when she wants to buy something. I’m just here to fix broken things and chauffeur members of the family around”. If I were this guy, I certainly wouldn’t admit to being in that position even if I were. But I wouldn’t be. Were I stupid enough to commit matrimony (and I’m not), I would run my marriage the same way that I have handled all of my female relationships. They get three strikes. After the third strike all my former girlfriends were OUT. I would do the same in a marriage. Piss me off three times and it’s ADIOS mi’lady! What a charmer 🙃 Well, like I said I still wear the pants even if the Missus chooses which ones. You don't hear me whinging tho, I never complain about her wardrobe either..Oh............... meet the missus AudioDoctor 1 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2020 7 hours ago, gmgraves said: It is if you’re a modern re-incarnation of Wallace Whimple. These guys I know are that. They’re not happy, they’re afraid of their wives, and they are more afraid of the California court system which, if they try to divorce the shrews, will give her everything the man has ever owned and anything he would be likely to own in the future. I don’t blame them there, the CA divorce courts are brutal to guys in a divorce. I shudder just to think of it! George, I'm gonna bet you're not a fan of Za Za Gabor 🤔🤣 jventer and AudioDoctor 2 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, gmgraves said: I like what actor George Sanders said when a reporter asked him how he felt after his divorce from Zsa Zsa: “Like a squeezed lemon.” Never saw the appeal of either of the Gabor sisters, Zsa Zsa or Eva. IMO Sanders and Gabor both had a cynical sense of humor, George's was just darker, right to the end..... "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.George Sanders" Zsa Zsa was great in "Green Acres" and a true Hungarian beauty. I loved Sanders old Philip Marlowe movies too Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
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Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, AudioDoctor said: This idea would make a great don't drink too much ad campaign... Funny, I was thinking the reverse 🥰 Allan F and AudioDoctor 2 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Confused said: A man visits the doctor advising that he has a lettuce leaf sticking out of his bottom. The doctor asks the man to drop his trousers, so he can examine closely. During the examination the man asks "How serious is this?" The doctor replies "I am very sorry to inform you that this is just the tip of the iceberg..." It could have been worse, it could have been a cabbage leaf🤣 Confused 1 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
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Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2020 The Theory of Intelligence 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' Confused, tapatrick, Superdad and 2 others 5 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Harold, a retired chemical engineer shares his thoughts on retirement... "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it." Harold is an inspiration to us all. Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
Popular Post Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 16, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2020 You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? MetalNuts, Teresa and tapatrick 1 2 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
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Audiophile Neuroscience Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 3 hours ago, AudioDoctor said: Its not even black... It's orange. Here is the "Black Box" in the plane I fly. Wow, must be fun to fly a plane and the ultimate in social distancing up in the clouds, tho IIRC you mentioned the plane was garaged (hangered?) Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
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Audiophile Neuroscience Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 11 hours ago, sandyk said: The Laws of Life 1.Law of Mechanical Repair- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now 6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 9.Law of Biomechanics- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about. 15.Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET! 17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it! 18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet! Basically, Murphy wrote all these laws ! Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
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Audiophile Neuroscience Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Digital expert speaks out on live BBC News! I am told this actually happened around 2006 and some of our English cousins might remember? This guy in the clip apparently turned up to BBC for a completely unrelated job position and found himself on live BBC News being interviewed about the future of music digital downloads. AudioDoctor 1 Sound Minds Mind Sound Link to comment
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