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24 minutes ago, Ralf11 said:

what his wife doesn't know is that they are really $20,000 cables, not $2,000...

 

I see a divorce in his future...


No electron left behind...

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A good joke never gets old.

 

 


The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Mark the music.

                                                                          ―  William Shakespeare.

 

 

 

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With appropriate apologies, a musical groaner:

 

Anne and Sam were musicians. She played harp and he played trombone. One night, after performing at a concert, the two went to a disco. Since Sam's car wouldn't lock, they took their instruments to the disco. The club owner was a friend of Sam's and he let them lock their instruments in his office.

 

By the end of the night, Anne and Sam had too much to drink and they forgot to take their instruments when they left. The next day, at rehearsal, the conductor asked Anne where her harp was.

 

Anne replied: "I left my harp at Sam's friend's disco".


"Relax, it's only hi-fi. There's never been a hi-fi emergency." - Roy Hall

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted"- William Bruce Cameron

 

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On 1/22/2020 at 12:15 PM, Allan F said:

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Mad Magazine’s take-off on Hi-Fi magazines from the early ‘Sixties (when Mad was still funny). In a list of Hi-Fi terms from the same article:

Loose Pickup - someone to listen to Hi-Fi records with

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On 1/22/2020 at 12:35 PM, Allan F said:

With appropriate apologies, a musical groaner:

 

Anne and Sam were musicians. She played harp and he played trombone. One night, after performing at a concert, the two went to a disco. Since Sam's car wouldn't lock, they took their instruments to the disco. The club owner was a friend of Sam's and he let them lock their instruments in his office.

 

By the end of the night, Anne and Sam had too much to drink and they forgot to take their instruments when they left. The next day, at rehearsal, the conductor asked Anne where her harp was.

 

Anne replied: "I left my harp at Sam's friend's disco".

High on a pill, it waits for me. Where little cable ties hold together all my cable buys...

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